"That was the beginning and the end"

I've never understood what that line really meant until Friday nite, but now I have personal experience with the concept :P It all started after Edgar (a violinist in my string quartet) and I went to Kabuki Sushi for lunch (if you are ever in the SFV, you MUST try this place! It's amazing!). Then, we went back to my apartment to practice a duet which I'll be performing on my upcoming recital at the music school I teach at. Before long, a bunch of people showed up and we were all whooping each other on Super Smash Bros. Melee ;) Then, someone suggested we get some Smirnoff and pizza to go along with the Gamecube. That right there, my friends, was the beginning and the end.

One guy decided it would be fun to try and slam apple martinis all nite. At first, he was okay. But when Edgar and I decided to try and play duets all buzzed, he couldn't even stay on the freaking couch. So, we all had to take turns holding him up while he tried making out with all of us (guys included). After that, Edgar and I got tired and went for a walk to sober up. What we didn't know was that, meanwhile, the girl who was watching the drunk guy passed out on the couch and he snuck back into the freezer to try and finish off the rest of the bottle (I have like one shot left, people). An hour later, he was driving the porcelain school bus with some serious road rage followed by 3 hours of him locking himself in the bathroom and passing out on my dirty, dirty floor. Oh yeah, and, apparently while the bathroom was "in use", someone peed on themselves. :P

The nite basically ended with everyone passed out on the floor of my living room... When I woke up, the only person left was "Slammy the Lush", AND he had a hangover. Great. Oh yeah... I forgot to tell you about the serious crying that this guy did while drunk. That's the worst. It's all fun and games (and falling all over the place) until someone starts crying. Then, you're like, "Oh shit! This guy has got some serious issues! Quick, someone get him something to throw up in, in case he chokes on his own saliva or something." :P Couple that with incoming angry drunk calls and you've got yourself a great Friday nite ;) Ah, the joys of college life :P

My place is a freaking mess.

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Best lines of the evening:

"Dude. I know the only reason you did that is because you're drunk. But if you do that again, I'm gonna have to punch you." - Edgar after being drunk-kissed by his best friend

Him: I peed on myself.
Me: What? You peed on yourself?
Him: It's cold.