Stand Up or Sit Down?

Last nite, I went to my very first comedy club. My friend from last month's threesome, Mr. X, was in the raffle for the open mic, and I decided to go and support him. Unfortunately, he didn't get picked, but I did end up staying for a couple hours anyway.

On the whole, the open mic comics were horrible, which leads me to believe that I could do a better job myself. I've always dreamed of writing something and doing stand up comedy. Maybe I should get a whole group of friends to write stuff and then go with them and enter the raffle. That would be an adventure in itself :)

Even though the comics weren't that good, here's my favorite joke from last nite:

Wanna hear a joke about two prostitutes?

Okay.

There were two prostitutes named Ethyl and Mabel.

Ethyl says to Mabel, "Hey Mabel, when a tree falls in the woods, but no one is around and the other trees have no eyes and ears, did it really fall?"

And Mabel says, "I don't know, but my pussy sure hurts."

Thank you.

:P